Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
is it fun? or sober?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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