your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
send nudes
from the living room?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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