is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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