I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
FUCK WHALES
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