oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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