1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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