It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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