even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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