Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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