He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
