He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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