Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
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