There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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