So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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