he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
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