can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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