Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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