We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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