on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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