omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I will die if light touches me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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