office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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