I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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