yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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