What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I am one with the molecules
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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