Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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