Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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