Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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