i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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