clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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