That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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