The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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