Pregnant stripper...not hot.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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