Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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