I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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