So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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