My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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