I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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