Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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