He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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