The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
