Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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