If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I enjoy the company of your penis
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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