Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
just found out that she named her cat after me.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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