There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Every concussion has its silver lining
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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