at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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