Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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