these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
farters have to be the big spoon...
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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