You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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