the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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