just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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