While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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