she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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