Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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