I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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