My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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