Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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