is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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