3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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