Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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